November 08, 2008

Confession #9

The people I work with know absolutely nothing about computers. They think I'm a computer genius. The truth is, I'm barely computer literate but I'll never tell.

Coworker: David my computer is on but the screen is black. I'm tapping the keyboard but nothing is happening.

Me: I'll take a look. *2 seconds later* It's fixed.

Coworker: Thanks, I've been trying to get it to work for twenty minutes. I don't know how you do it.

Me: Not a problem


The fix: Her monitor was turned off. I turned it back on. Shhhhhh...

2 comments:

Daughter of Night said...

LOL.

I have the same issue at work. The only difference is that I TELL people how to do it themselves next time so they'll leave me alone.

LOL

Time Traveller said...

HAHA! he doesn't tell because he have an obessive need to please people :)