Free Tip #2

When I leave the fan on in the bathroom it's not a statement to the world that I don't believe in global warming - think of it more as a warning signal. Consider yourself warned.



And please, give me the same consideration.

Free Tip #1

Tinted windows are cool. I like them too but don't give me a bunch of crap for not waving back at you, as I sat next to you at the red light, this morning. See, I CAN'T SEE YOU through your cool dark tinted windows.

If you think I'm ignoring you, just roll down your window. Then you'll know for sure.