October 28, 2010

Worst good morning comment.. ever

First thing the wife said to me when she saw me this morning.

The Wife: What's wrong with your face?

Me: Nothing, why?

It doesn't look right?

Huh?

I mean it looks bad.

Um, I feel fine. Thanks.

Oh no, I, uh, didn't you get any sleep last night or...

Lets just stop there before you say something hurtful. (holy shit!)

That kinda set the tone for the whole damn day.

5 comments:

Jen said...

You should have put up a picture of your face so we could have evaluated the situation!

David said...

It was the same damn face I walk with everyday! It wasn't like I just woke up. I had just gotten out of the shower. Sheesh!

Daughter of Night said...

Hmmmm. Maybe it's time for The Wife to visit the eye doctor??

David said...

Maybe it's time for her to go to finishing school... and learn her manners! :)

Jen said...

ROTFLMAO!!!
Isn't that true of all of us!!
HA!

Tell your wife to let me know when enrollment starts!
;)