Of the week
Some random thoughts and such that I think of or stumble upon every week.
Word of the week
inconsiderate -
1. without due regard for the rights or feelings of others: It was inconsiderate of him to keep us waiting.
2. acting without consideration; thoughtless; heedless.
3. overhasty; rash; ill-considered: slovenly, inconsiderate reasoning.
Inspirational quote of the week
Today I can cry because roses have thorns or I can celebrate that thorns have roses.
Gripe of the week
hypocrisy
Song Lyric of the week
Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer,
Losing my timing this late In my career?
And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns.
Well, maybe next year.
Send in the Clowns -Stephen Sondheim
Optional blog title of the week
Blah, Blah, Blog
Artist of the week
Johnny Cash
Emailed joke of the week
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.He decided to ask his friend Billy Bob for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the women you want! "The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick! Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?""Lord Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"
3 comments:
That was HORRIBLE!!!
*laugh*
The joke Gods are seriously thinking about striking that joke from the world! :-p
I love Johnny Cash though. In a completely inappropriate way.
*giggle*
I just burst out laughing at the reception desk in work. Cheers for that.
Comedy muck.
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