Living Dangerously
I decided to get a bowl of ice cream the other night. I asked The Wife if she wanted some. She informed me there was no ice cream to be had. So much to her surprise, I pulled out a gallon from the back of the freezer.
The Wife: Oh, that is very, very old. You can't eat that. It will make you sick.
Me: How old?
The Wife: Old enough. I can't remember the last time I bought ice cream.
I really really wanted some Ice cream. WHAT TO DO????
I ate it of course. I was just careful to scoop it from the middle (I have no idea why I thought that would make any difference). Then I spent all night wondering about every little rumble in my stomach.
Yep, I'm a crazy wild man. I live right on the edge.
6 comments:
Aside from the freezer burn, I don't see it making you very sick.
Congrats for getting some ice cream... now I want some!
:-D
:) Yeah, but I didn't know that. So it was like licking a rattle snake or something :P
Oh, you rebel.
That's so hot.
:-P
I could use some ice cream now. Might help with the hangover.
LOL! I bet licking a rattle snake is an afrodisiac in some countries. I wonder if its the same for very old ice cream.
Rattlesnake flavored ice cream.
You dangerous boy.
:-P
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