December 12, 2006

Office Party?

I got a big WTF? going on at work lately. I have an office near the front of the building and it's become the big hang out place. Whenever someone doesn't have something to do they come to my office and sit in the chairs in front of my desk and hang out.



It's really beginning to wear me down. A guy sat in my office yesterday for four straight hours. I'm going out of my mind. I talk to them at first to be pleasant then I try to get my work done. I feel bad for ignoring them but DAMN. The worst part is if I start working on my computer they get curious and get up to look at what I'm doing. Seriously WTF?



Lets get something straight, I am not that interesting, I'm not good looking and my office sure ain't party central. If I get on the phone they listen in then comment after I get off. I'm starting to put work off until they leave but they never do. I have actually had to get up to meet customers out in the hall because my office is full. When one is in there it attracts another and before long I have four people in there. ARRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!! I fake a reason to leave and they eventually go but as soon as I sit back down here they come again.



Why the hell would people waste their time sitting in an office for no reason? Take a damn hint, please. Just go, go...... I'm begging you.

6 comments:

Jen said...

Maybe you should start barking whenever anyone enters the room. If they sit in the chair start growling. Or you could eat a lot of beans and just fart ALL the time. They'd probably stop hanging out as much.

David said...

While those may be all good suggestions for you, I have a reputation to hang onto (ok, I don't but I like to think I do). Besides except for the farting I think they would like the other stuff.

Poor me :(

Jen said...

Down with the "reputation". Get a reputation for being the scary guy that everyone likes to stay away from.
:-P

David said...

not a good idea in sales

Jen said...

I guess so...

Daughter of Night said...

I'm laughing at your comments because I've ofund constant farting to be an awesome solution to just this problem!!!!!

No, I'm not joking. That's what it took. Seriously.

:-)

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