Pay To Eat Less?

I just saw an ad for Nutri System. Let me get this straight, you pay them to eat less food? I want to repeat this because this is insane. YOU PAY THEM TO EAT LESS FOOD. You pay more and get less. Why in the hell would it cost more to eat less? Couldn't you just let's say ah, eat less and don't pay them?

I want to lose weight.

Eat less, exercise more.

Oh I don't have time to exercise.

Well, you find time to eat three times a day so skip one meal and exercise.

That won't work

Try eating less food

I couldn't do that on my own, I wouldn't know how

What?

Is there someone I could pay to help me eat less

You're an idiot. No, you're a big fat idiot.